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June 26 2017

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creepygasmaskguy:

The teacher is now legally allowed, even obligated in some states to kill you.

paper-mario-wiki:

one of my favorite threats is “youre not invited to my birthday party anymore”.

from ages 4 to 11 its one of the most heinous things you can say, then 12 through 17 its just embarassing cuz teenz think that thats a childish thing to say, but from 18 onward, it only gets more and more effective, if only because it confuses the person youre speaking to.

its like a verbal smoke bomb. it catches them off guard and disorients them to the point that they might not even know how to react.

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zombie-chaser:

death approaches.

Hey guys, just a reminder!

egaylitarian:

My blog is a thot-free zone uwu🌺

Thots aren’t welcome here! I’m a proud thotphobe uwu🌺

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libertarirynn:

“And so, in conclusion, there is no doubt that Brother Harambe was wrongfully executed. He is a martyr for the Gorilla Liberation cause. I’ll take your questions now.”

June 25 2017

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grawly:

unclefather:

spiegelstruck:

in fifth grade i drew anime george washington

They should’ve put THIS picture on the dollar bill

beachdeath:

📣 in being hypercritical of the creative output of marginalized people and excommunicating them at even the faintest whiff of “problematic” behaviour, you are actively perpetuating the very oppression you purport to critique 📣

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official-mugi:

princess0kitty:

rainy-days-are-over:

czechs-and-holdings:

official-mugi:

“Hmm I wonder what’s going on on Barron Trump’s Twitter”

“well…alright”

This is bizarre.

pure

Awwww he’s going through his weeb phase.

IT’S NOT A PHASE

June 15 2017

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aydol:

nursary:

i live here

why do I know what this smells like

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shacklefunk:

the dogs wouldn’t stop getting in my dads gross chair so he carved this weird sculpture of his own frowning face with a chainsaw and puts it on the chair when he’s not sitting in it. the dogs are scared of it

yokelfelonking:

anti-sjw-pro-luxray:

soleil-moon-bye:

simplecircuitry:

datani:

If a cat or dog is eating vegan meals, they’re doing it out of their own free will, just saying. Give a dog a piece of Tofu turkey and they eat it, i didn’t force them to eat it, so. 

Give a dog anti freeze and they’ll eat it. Feed a dog rat poison and they’ll eat it. Give a dog grapes, nuts, chocolate, beer, etc. They’ll eat it. They don’t know that it’s dangerous for them. As their caretaker you are responsible for knowing better, not them. If you deprive your cats or dogs of meat, especially cats, you are actively killing your companion in the slowest way.

I once adopted a kitten who was being systematically starved by his previous human who insisted in feeding him vegan food. He was so excited when he got meat-based cat food from us that he gorged himself until he puked. He was left with digestive tract issues for years because of his previous human’s neglect. Do not do this. I don’t care what you believe in personally - cats are carnivores (not omnivores), depriving them from meat is cruel and animal abuse.

VEGAN DIETS KILL CARNIVOROUS ANIMALS

Imagine that you were dependent upon someone for food.  Imagine you had no way to get it yourself; you’re completely dependent upon them for what you eat.

Now, imagine that all they give you to eat is grass and tree bark.  That’s it.  Eventually, you’re going to start eating that stuff because that’s all there is to eat.  You’ll be dying slowly of malnutrition, but your body is screaming at you to fill your belly and this is all there is.

Now, imagine your “caretaker” insists that this is perfectly fine, and the fact that you’re eating grass and tree bark is proof that this is fine and you’re doing this because you want to.

This is what you’re doing to your pets.

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sir-thursday:

x-file:

sir-thursday:

Sir that is too big a bite

Don’t tell him what to do

He is causing a scene

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diary-of-a-chinese-kid:

We need this in Canada: 1000-pack beer

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pduu:

thanks for reblogging this for me to see specifically

dreamhouse777:

some kid on tumblr: hey man if youre feeling down i like to take a nice hot shower to cheer me up

some fucking troglodyte: op clearly has never been depressed. in fact this post made my depression worse. nice going clarence Op why do you hate mentally ill people janet. why did you do this Kimberly

June 14 2017

Hes such a good boy!

paradisemantis:

p1plup:

ihatejonathanjoestar:

rosecowboy:

ihatejonathanjoestar:

why is dio censored

Because hes not a good boy

I thought that was Donald Trump

I wish Trump was actually Dio

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prussianmemes:

such is life

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